“A word to the wise: If you call your parents to catch up, but begin the phone call with 5 minutes of pretending you were in a horrible accident and are now blind, THEY WILL BE VERY UPSET WITH YOU.”
“A word to the wise: If you call your parents to catch up, but begin the phone call with 5 minutes of pretending you were in a horrible accident and are now blind, THEY WILL BE VERY UPSET WITH YOU.”
